Top 5 FML's of the day

1. Today, my wife and i ate at a revolving restaurant high above the city. We saw our car parked down below, and joked that it would be funny if we saw it getting stolen and couldnt do anything about it. When we got back to the car, it had been broken into. FML

2. Today, after an intense gym workout, I return to the locker room and placed my cell phone on the bench. When I looked down, it was gone. I realized that a naked old guy was sitting on it. The worst part is that i can't wash the "scent" off my phone without damaging it. FML

3. Today, my mom left up her Facebook account on the internet. I decided to do some snooping around in her inbox, just to see what she was sending. Within 3 minutes, I find out I was adopted. I'm 20 years old. FML

4. Today, I found that I was dating the wrong girl for me. After 9 months of dating and just getting engaged, she asked to see my license so she could find out her new last name. She didn't know my last name. FML

5. Today, I was yelled at for bleeding. My brother threw a baseball at me while I was studying with my headphones, which broke one of my teeth. I was yelled at for getting blood on my new shirt and my brother's autographed baseball. I have to replace both of them. FML

Source: FMyLife.com